I wonder what I got.

I wonder what I got.

the-laughing-cactus:

some kids just turned up at my house and i still havent bought any candy so i just gave them random stuff from the pantry and this little girl got an egg and she was so greatful and i didnt know why until i saw heR THROW IT AT THE NEIGHBOURS DOG AND CACKLE MENIACLY AS SHE RAN OFF INTO THE NIGHT HOLYFUCK GUYS I THINK I JUST WITNESSED THE ANTICHRIST

(Source: pineplapple)

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youre-my-w-o-n-d-e-r-w-a-l-l:

band-hoe:

youre-my-w-o-n-d-e-r-w-a-l-l:

I love my tunnels so much. Oh and also this giant green thing is called “The Fat Thing”. That’s what I named him. I love him so much because he’s so fat and he looks like a green turd. But a cute green turd. My boyfriend got him for me.

Yeah and I stole your tickets to but it XD. I love you.

We’re most definitely not dating because of your ability to English….

And I fail.

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youre-my-w-o-n-d-e-r-w-a-l-l:

short-term-effect:

band-hoe:

She is my princess.

wow gay


This is my true identity… the epitome of ugly!!!

That’s hot.

youre-my-w-o-n-d-e-r-w-a-l-l:

short-term-effect:

band-hoe:

She is my princess.

wow gay

This is my true identity… the epitome of ugly!!!

That’s hot.

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youre-my-w-o-n-d-e-r-w-a-l-l:

So my boyfriend dressed up in my tinker bell costume and decided to pay his drama teacher a visit during her 1st period. I don’t know if this is cute or creepy. Lol also go follow him: band-hoe

Damn I look good.

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youre-my-w-o-n-d-e-r-w-a-l-l:

I love my tunnels so much. Oh and also this giant green thing is called “The Fat Thing”. That’s what I named him. I love him so much because he’s so fat and he looks like a green turd. But a cute green turd. My boyfriend got him for me.

Yeah and I stole your tickets to but it XD. I love you.

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ohheybigred:

Have you ever noticed that caps lock makes everything sound so angry?

I WILL CUDDLE YOU SO HARD!

or

I’M GOING TO RESPECT YOU AND TREAT YOU LIKE A HUMAN BEING!

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GET IN THE POKEBALL YOU PIECE OF SHIT
ancient trainer proverb (via dewittannabelle)

(Source: feluriaan)

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